I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
they named the album four because that’s how many years I’ve been up their asses
1D pulling a Beyoncé is what I’m here for.
"Nobody saves me baby the way you do"
I’M SO FAR UP THEIR ASS I ALREADY KNOW THE LYRICS TO FIREPROOF
So do you think Harry goes around the house singing “We’re on fire we are on fire we’re on fire now” and Louis answers “Nah babe, it’s been so long we’re fireproof.”